You know you’re a Floridian if….
Socks are only for bowling.
You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes.
A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade.
YourÂ winter coat is made of denim.
You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites.
You’re younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65.
Anything under 70 degrees is chilly.
You’ve driven through Yeehaw Junction.
You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix.
You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn’t worth waking up for.
You dread love bug season.
You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren’t
HurricaneÂ Charley or Hurricane Frances.
You know them as Andrew, Charley , Frances , Ivan and Jeanne.
You know what a snowbird is and when they’ll leave.
You think a six-foot alligator is actuallyÂ pretty average.
‘Down South’ means Key West.
Flip-flops are everyday wear. Shoes are for business meetings and church,
but you HAVE worn flip flops to churchÂ before.
You have a drawer full of bathing suits,Â and one sweatshirt.
You get annoyed at the tourists whoÂ feed seagulls.
A mountain is any hill 100 feet aboveÂ sea level.
You know the four seasons really are:Â hurricane season, love bug season, tourist season and summer.
You’ve hosted aÂ Â hurricane party.
You canÂ Â pronounce Okeechobee and Kissimmee.
You understand why it’s better to have a friendÂ Â with a boat, than have a boat yourself.
You’ve worn shortsÂ and used the A/C on Christmas and New Years.
You recognize Miami-Dade as ‘ NorthernÂ Â Cuba . ‘
Everyone have a great day,
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